*i lift the dishwashing liquid and numerous bubbles fly out everywhere, and i have to hit them and pop them.
*i forget to zip the change compartment of my billfold. then i open it up and change falls out everywhere.
*i go to the grocery at least once a week to buy one or more of these items: diet lipton green tea, coffee creamer, milk, kellogg’s special k, or amy’s organic pizza
*my favorite live stream on itunes won’t work.
*i don’t properly put my car in reverse, and it makes an ugly noise (5 speed).
*i pass a crawling centipede on the way up to my floor in the building.
*i have a moment where i have no idea what i’m doing with my life.
*i have a moment where i do. thank God.